Nugget From The Net: More Like "Weapon XXX"

I'm not sure if this was the result of gross incompetence or just someone's idea of a cruel joke. What appears to be some kind of Wolverine pool toy has turned into an opportunity to get to know X-Man, Wolverine's "Origin" all too well.

Let's see if I can help them out with some sales slogans:

• "After you're done, adamantium won't be the hardest part of his body."
• "X-Men 3 may have blown, but now you can suck."
• "Get to know Wolverine's "7th claw" intimately."
• "Warning: Bite at own risk!"
• "Works as a whipped cream dispenser too!"

...Oh, you get the idea.

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