Misadventures of such and personal laugh-off to other people's misfortune et al. No disclaimers, just raw words.
December 26, 2010
Beers Filling Up Through the Bottom!
December 14, 2010
December 12, 2010
Wedding Video of the year, and its actually hot!
December 2, 2010
Nice rendition of "Melodies Of Life"
November 27, 2010
Glee's Darren Criss Makes Disney Sexy!
Be still our gleek loving hearts! This boy remains our favorite teenage dreamboat!
Glee's Darren Criss put on an impromptu performance for the passersby at The Grove yesterday. He was waiting to be interview by Mario Lopez for Extra, when he busted out his guitar and started playing the classic Disney tune, Part of Your World from The Little Mermaid.
He could sing the Meow-Mix jingle and it would still take our breathe away! We just love him so!
Check out his very well arranged performance above!
November 25, 2010
Wahlberg, meet Drake
I'm talking about the role of Nathan Drake, the rough-and-tumble lead in Sony's hit Uncharted games for the Playstation 3. In an interview with MTV, actor/producer/ex-dancer Mark Wahlberg revealed that he will, in fact, play Drake in the big-screen adaptation.
It really shouldn't come as any surprise. The film is being helmed by David O. Russell, who directed Wahlberg in the acclaimed 1999 war film "Three Kings" as well as the upcoming Micky Ward biopic "The Fighter." Like Drake, Wahlberg is tough as nails.
"David is one of the best writer/directors I've ever worked with," Wahlberg told MTV. "The idea that he has is just insane. So hopefully we'll be making that movie this summer."
The news comes just weeks after a fellow thespian, "Castle" star and Drake lookalike Nathan Fillion, made waves by tweeting that he'd love to play Nathan Drake. We (and most of the Internet, it seems) agreed with him -- the dude is seemingly perfect for the part -- but apparently Russell did not.
Wahlberg also mentioned that legendary tough guys Joe Pesci and Robert De Niro have been in talks to play Drake's uncle and father, respectively, though that's yet to be confirmed.
The role would mark the second major video game movie for Wahlberg, who starred as the title character in the poorly-received adaptation of 2001 action game, Max Payne.
October 16, 2010
Russell to direct Uncharted movie, Fillion rallies for role
Look out, Indy -- a new cliffhanging treasure hunter is headed to the big screen, and he's got plenty of chops. At least, he does if his video game experience is any indication.The adventurer is Nathan Drake, star of the two smash hit Uncharted games for the PS3 -- and soon to be coming to a theater near you, reports The Hollywood Reporter. Sweetening the pot for fans of the game is news that acclaimed filmmaker David O. Russell ("Three Kings," "Flirting With Disaster") will both write and direct the adaptation for Columbia Pictures.
But who will play the lead role? That's yet to be decided, but if fans had their way, it would likely go to another Nathan: Nathan Fillion, who also happens to be a dead ringer for the video game character. And the 'Castle' star thinks it's a pretty great idea, too.
"If ever there was a Twitter campaign, let this be it," Fillion tweeted to his half-million followers, linking to a news story about the Uncharted movie news.
He sure seems like the perfect match on paper. While there's been no word how closely the film -- currently dubbed "Uncharted: Drake's Fortune" -- will follow the events of the first game, it's bound to be jam-packed with loads of precarious leaps, frantic shootouts, and a healthy helping of smart-alecky one-liners. In other words, exactly the stuff that made Fillion a man among geeks during his brief stint as a Han Solo-like spaceship captain in the short-lived sci-fi series 'Firefly.'
Not everyone is hoping Fillion lands the role, however. Nolan North, better known as the voice of Nathan Drake (among countless others), sees dashing tough guy Hugh Jackman as the best fit for the part.
October 10, 2010
Your Worst Subway Nightmare Caught on Tape
Source: The Daily What
October 2, 2010
Kitchen: Recipes from the Heart of the Home - Nigella Lawson

A big, compendious, comfortable, informative and utterly engaging book, Kitchen brings us feel-good food for cooks and eaters, whether Express-style and exotic-easy during the week, or leisurely and luxuriating (in the spirit of How to be a Domestic Goddess and Feast) at weekends or for occasions.
Nigella Official Website
MYST Movie In The Works!!!
Are U ready for what may be the single-most fulfilling nostalgic experience in your entire life? Donnie Darko producer Hunt Lowry and Chronicles of Narnia: The Dawn Treader producer Mark Johnson have teamed up with Mysteria Film Group to finally make the long-awaited film adaptation of MYST, the top selling computer adventure game franchise of all time.
Mysteria Film Group acquired the rights to MYST from Cyan Worlds, whose credits include the Myst series, as well as classic childrens' adventure games for old-school macs including The Manhole, Cosmic Osmo and the Worlds Beyond The Mackerel, and Spelunx & the Caves of Mr. Seudo.
Has the nostalgia fully kicked in yet? Did you have any of those games on the old-school Macintosh?
Here's what the filmmakers had to say about the film:
"Our aim with this project is to stretch the genres it operated within, much like the source material did. It is such an innovative property and by utilizing the novels as our primary resource, we have the opportunity to offer audiences the essence of MYST without being limited only to the famous island of the first game. Our focus has always been on creating an entirely new visual experience driven by engaging characters and an epic narrative."
Looks like a major theme of the film will be how human influence brought down the civilization of Myst. Sounds great to us!
Are U feeling super nostalgic and pumped for the MYST movie?
Cebu Pacific FAs dancing
I don't know if it's real, but if it isn't - IT SHOULD BE!
Check out (above) this alleged footage from a Cebu Pacific Flight, featuring the flight attendants instructing the passengers on the usual safety procedures by DANCING to an amazeballs mash-up of Lady GaGa's Just Dance and Katy Perry's California Gurls!
I LOVE it!
But are electronics supposed to be on that point in the flight?!
Tisk, tisk!
LOLs!
September 27, 2010
How to be a Domestic Goddess and make Slut's Spaghetti
Well, how could I resist this translation of pasta alla puttanesca, Whore's Pasta or Slut's Spaghetti as it usually is described in English? The general consensus seems to be that this is the sort of dishcooked by slatterns who don't go to market to get their ingredients fresh, but are happy to use stuff out of jars and tins. I hold my hands up to that. Or maybe one should just attribute the name gamely to the fiery tang and robust saltiness of the dish? But, anyhow,what better recipe to start off this section devoted to the fruits of the larder.September 5, 2010
10 Robots I’d Like To F**K
I blurred the robot sexy bits out for you people who have day jobs and intolerant bosses. You're welcome!
IGN and Kotaku reported some exciting Fallout: New Vegas news this weekend! ROBOT CONGRESS WILL BE ALLUDED TO OR SOMETHING. It seems sex with robots is totally a go for the upcoming apocalypse (game). Here is what the ESRB says:
There is also an extended sequence suggesting (no depiction) sexual activity with a robot (e.g., “Fisto reporting for duty . . . Please assume the position,” “I suppose I should test you out . . . Servos active!” and “Something wrong with someone if they got to f**k a machine.”)
So…yeah. You can have sex with a robot named Fisto in the new Fallout game without his/her consent. Huh.
While I may not be down with the idea of robot rape, this news got me to thinking about electronically enhanced human-esque borg things I’d totally do the dirty with in a pinch.
1. Samuel T. Anders (callsign “Longshot”) from BSG
Need I specify the pre goo bath/oracle flying into the sun Anders? Well, I just did anyway.
2. Sonny (The robot from I, Robot)
Dude can do serious Chop Socky. I just wish he’d killed Shia LaBeouf before he could ruin the Transformers for me forever.
3. Annalee Call (Alien Resurrection)
Winona Ryder’s least annoying role in the most controversial of Alien movies.
4. Marvin the Paranoid Android Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
In the film, Marvin was a big headed white pot bellied thing but in my dreams he’s Peter Saarsgard, amirite?
5. Sam Worthington as Marcus Wright in Terminator Salvation
While the movie was a punch in the gut to Terminator fans, Worthington’s character was a glimmer of hope in an otherwise shitty two plus hours of McG’s masturbatory poopfest.
6. Summer Glau as Cameron in The Sarah Connor Chronicles
Well, duh.
7. Buffybot
8. Harrison Ford as Rick Deckard in Blade Runner
Yes. Deckard is a replicant, 9/11 was an inside job, and Inception was ALL a dream. MOVING ON.
9. Jude Law as “Gigolo Joe” in AI
So pretty. So sad. So pretty. So sad. SPLOOGE.
10. Lor from Star Trek:TNG
He’s like Data but without Spot the cat, boring morals, and the Sherlock Holmes obsession!
With whom would you make sweet sweet robot love (video game robots too obvs!) ?