September 27, 2010

How to be a Domestic Goddess and make Slut's Spaghetti

Well, how could I resist this translation of pasta alla puttanesca, Whore's Pasta or Slut's Spaghetti as it usually is described in English? The general consensus seems to be that this is the sort of dishcooked by slatterns who don't go to market to get their ingredients fresh, but are happy to use stuff out of jars and tins. I hold my hands up to that. Or maybe one should just attribute the name gamely to the fiery tang and robust saltiness of the dish? But, anyhow,what better recipe to start off this section devoted to the fruits of the larder.

Please fire up the sauce if you want, but do know that even though the first mouthful might seem not quite hot enough, the heat builds as you eat. I sometimes go a little cross-cultural in my chilli-case and use hot red pickled jalapenos from a jar found on the Tex-Mex shelves of the supermarket. And while you're there, do look out for the tiny French nonpareil (or nonpareilles) capers: they may be smaller but they pack more of a pungent punch than the larger capers.

This is how you do it;

Put water for pasta on to boil, though you don’t need to get started on the sauce until it is pretty well boiling.

Pour the oil into a wide, shallowish frying pan, casserole or wok, and put on a medium heat.

Add the finely chopped anchovies and cook for about 3 minutes, pressing and pushing with a wooden spoon, until the anchovies have almost “melted”, then add the garlic and chilli flakes (or sliced then diced jalapeños) and cook, stirring for another minute.

This is probably the stage at which you will want to be salting the boiling pasta water and adding the spaghetti to cook according to packet instructions.

September 5, 2010

10 Robots I’d Like To F**K

I blurred the robot sexy bits out for you people who have day jobs and intolerant bosses. You're welcome!

IGN and Kotaku reported some exciting Fallout: New Vegas news this weekend! ROBOT CONGRESS WILL BE ALLUDED TO OR SOMETHING. It seems sex with robots is totally a go for the upcoming apocalypse (game). Here is what the ESRB says:

There is also an extended sequence suggesting (no depiction) sexual activity with a robot (e.g., “Fisto reporting for duty . . . Please assume the position,” “I suppose I should test you out . . . Servos active!” and “Something wrong with someone if they got to f**k a machine.”)

So…yeah. You can have sex with a robot named Fisto in the new Fallout game without his/her consent. Huh.

While I may not be down with the idea of robot rape, this news got me to thinking about electronically enhanced human-esque borg things I’d totally do the dirty with in a pinch.

1. Samuel T. Anders (callsign “Longshot”) from BSG

Cylon bed head rrrrrrroooowww

Need I specify the pre goo bath/oracle flying into the sun Anders? Well, I just did anyway.

2. Sonny (The robot from I, Robot)

Dude can do serious Chop Socky. I just wish he’d killed Shia LaBeouf before he could ruin the Transformers for me forever.

3. Annalee Call (Alien Resurrection)

Robot/alien sexual tension!

Winona Ryder’s least annoying role in the most controversial of Alien movies.


4. Marvin the Paranoid Android Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

In the film, Marvin was a big headed white pot bellied thing but in my dreams he’s Peter Saarsgard, amirite?

5. Sam Worthington as Marcus Wright in Terminator Salvation

While the movie was a punch in the gut to Terminator fans, Worthington’s character was a glimmer of hope in an otherwise shitty two plus hours of McG’s masturbatory poopfest.

6. Summer Glau as Cameron in The Sarah Connor Chronicles

Yep.

Well, duh.

7. Buffybot

8. Harrison Ford as Rick Deckard in Blade Runner

From the Montgomery Ward "Blade Runner" line of men's apparel

Yes. Deckard is a replicant, 9/11 was an inside job, and Inception was ALL a dream. MOVING ON.

9. Jude Law as “Gigolo Joe” in AI

So pretty. So sad. So pretty. So sad. SPLOOGE.

10. Lor from Star Trek:TNG

Getting head joke goes here!

He’s like Data but without Spot the cat, boring morals, and the Sherlock Holmes obsession!

With whom would you make sweet sweet robot love (video game robots too obvs!) ?

There Is No Love For Street Fighters

They're fit men and women, in the prime of their lives. There's bound to be some romantic feelings develop between the World Warriors. But no. There is no time for love. Only time for fighting.

These are the work of Bastien Vivès, who shows that love is not only cruel, but that Chun Li sure does get around. What is it about those meaty thighs that so drives the men bananas?

There are plenty more of these over on Bastien's blog, linked below.

comme quoi [via GameSetWatch]

September 3, 2010

The New Nano Is Tiny!

Holy shiz!

It seems the size of the new iPod Nano is WAY smaller than the last.

Although I'd probably lose it, I want one!